Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Top 10 Things Not To Do On Your First Day Of Work

ClothesImage via Wikipedia10. Do not wear clothes that are inappropriate for your environment
  9. Do no wear clothes that don't fit properly
  8. Hold off on the Anthony Weiner jokes
  7. The words "I don't understand" should not come out of your mouth
  6. Try not to come across as a "brown noser"
  5. Don't talk about any of the previous jobs where you got fired
  4. Don't talk about any of the law suits you have pending against previous employers
  3. Keep quiet on personal information like the last time you had sex on the beach
  2. Don't talk about how all these evil companies are making too much money
  1. Don't eat a big breakfast guaranteed to give you gas
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