Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Boy do I hate losing to old guys playing whimp tennis!!!!

OLD GUYS (and you know who you are) if you can no longer hit a tennis ball hard get the hell back to a 65 and older league. You have no business screwing up excellent manly tennis with your whimp style of play. Don't you guys get it? You never win. Other people may lose to you, but you never win. Causing someone to over hit because you play like grandma is not winning with grace it style. It's a disgrace to humanity. Where's Serena Williams when you need her?

As you can tell, I'd much rather play a man 20 years younger than me. At least they can hit the ball hard which will always give me a fair chance of winning. As long as I can hit winners, I will never play in a 50 and over league. And if I lose my mind 10 years from now, somebody please shoot me before I ever start playing "old man's whimp tennis".

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